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A Quick Take on New Releases for Sunday, July 30, 2006
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The Keep By Jennifer Egan Knopf $23.95 |
The premise involves the reunion of two estranged cousins who share a dark childhood secret and the abandoned medieval castle one of them hopes to renovate. |
"I've put my marriage on the line, dragged all these people over here. Everything I have is wrapped up in this castle. So it has to work. It has to work." — Castle owner Howard explains his predicament to recently arrived cousin Danny |
Egan is an exceptionally intelligent writer whose joy at appropriating and subverting genres and cliches — from prison memoir to Gothic ghost story — is evident on every dizzyingly inventive page. |
Sometimes dizzying invention makes you, well, dizzy. The author's Russian doll-style tale-within-a-tale requires multiple suspensions of disbelief. — Reviewed by Adriana Leshko |
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Pound for Pound By F.X. Toole Ecco $25.95 |
The author, who died in 2002, penned the story that inspired "Million Dollar Baby." This, his debut novel, is a similarly tragic story of personal redemption set in the world of amateur boxing. |
"Earl saw Dan's eyes. Nothing was in there.... The brightness of life, the flame of the human pilot light, was burning dangerously low." — The protagonist's longtime training partner watches as his friend suffers a tragedy that may well push him over the brink |
Toole has an undeniable knack for crafting instantly believable characters, and you can practically feel the sweat — and punches — that fly during his accounts of battles in the ring. |
Those who aren't fight fans may find their attention wandering, especially during the sluggish middle third of the book. — Sara Cardace |
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No Place Like Bklyn Jeannie Ortega Hollywood Records $18.98 |
The 19-year-old singer has J-Lo-size ambitions, but her pedestrian tunes earn her a seat at pop music's kiddie table between Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. |
"All freshed up / Ready for touching / I'm your little chula / Straight outta' Brooklyn" — "Can U?" |
Ortega's raspy voice has tons of character; it gives some much-needed sizzle to the reggaeton-lite of "Let It Go" and "It's R Time." |
She name drops her native Brooklyn at every opportunity, but these songs sound tailor-made for play at the mall in Anytown, U.S.A. — Chris Richards |
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Year of the Dog...Again DMX Sony $18.98 |
Gunning for the top of the charts, the petulant rap veteran sticks so closely to the script, he sounds like a parody of himself. (He's still veddy, veddy angry). |
"Six number-one albums / Imagine that / Cats is sick / The dog got his swagger back" — "We in Here" |
At times, Swizz Beatz's unhinged production is forceful enough to distract you from the ill-tempered fellow barking in your ear. |
After slinging trite hate-anthems at his competition, his critics and his "Baby Motha," DMX hits new lows with the insufferable rapmetal gripe "Wrong or Right (I'm Tired)." Tired, indeed. — C.R. |
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The Shaggy Dog Rated PG Walt Disney $29.99 |
A mystical 300-year-old Tibetan pooch bites a self-involved attorney (Tim Allen), transforming him into a sheepdog. |
— "Have you ever heard of a man turning into a dog?" — "Well they all do, eventually, don't they?" — Bone-tired back-and-forth between Dave (Allen) and his assistant (Rhea Seehorn) |
At the very least, fans of the 1959 original will have plenty of reasons to argue that this unfunny remake was unnecessary. |
Kids will have a tough time keeping track of the horribly convoluted plot; adults will wonder how one film can so completely misuse the talents of Danny Glover, Robert Downey Jr., Kristin Davis, Jane Curtin and Philip Baker Hall. — Greg Zinman |
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V for Vendetta: Two-Disc Special Edition Rated R Warner Bros. $34.98 |
In this adaptation of Alan Moore's graphic novel by the "Matrix" team, England is a fascist state under attack by a masked, super-powered revolutionary (Hugo Weaving) who recruits a girl (Natalie Portman) on the run. |
"Where once you had the freedom to object, think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission." — V (Weaving) gets the word out |
You have to credit the filmmaker's audacity — making an idea-filled action movie with an anarchic terrorist hero is a pretty nervy move; a wealth of extras fills in every imaginable detail about the film's history and source material. |
Though Weaving tries, having to act behind a mask is unrewarding to thespian and audience alike; the dialogue tends to veer toward the bombastic. — G.Z. |
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Monster House Multi-platform Rated Everyone 10+ THQ $39.99 |
Just as in the Sony film, three neighborhood children go toe-to-doorstop with a living house that likes to gobble up overly curious kiddies. |
After the friends get separated inside the demonic edifice, you'll have a chance to play as each kid — armed with weapons such as water guns and balloons. |
On some platforms, the graphic quality is remarkably close to that of the CGI movie, making for nice continuity between the two. |
It's basically a G-rated "Resident Evil," which may not be a real draw for adult players. — Christopher Healy |
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Tekken: Dark Resurrection PSP Rated Teen Namco $39.99 |
The martial arts fighting franchise makes its debut on Sony's handheld, introducing two new characters: brooding military operative Dragunov and pampered debutante Lili. |
Wireless connectivity and game-sharing mean that two players with separate PSPs can brawl with one disc. |
The speed, ease of play and extra features stand as a shining example of how to translate a game from home console to handheld. |
Because of the PSP's display shortcomings, the graphics occasionally hiccup. — Evan Narcisse |
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